THE BOSS
FADE IN
EXT. ORGANIZATION's COMPOUND ---DAY
The camera open from afar showing two females workers addressing a male who happens to be a job seeker, the two females were the manager and the accountant.
JOB SEEKER (cs)
Madam, please you have to listen to me, i sincerely need to get a job, anyjob is okay for me.(apologetically).
MANAGER
Mr man, we already told you there is no vacancy please leave (streching her hand to the exit direction ).
ACCOUNTANT
Please leaveeeeeeee (in an authoritative voice).
JOB SEEKER
Okay, okay! i know you people do not understand me, but please let me explain myself, (he draws his trousers up)
JOB SEEKER(cont)
Even if it is to sweepppp, i will sweep.
ACCOUNTANT
Mr man, there is no vacancy ! (angrily )
JOB SEEKER
Wait, wait! i understand you, aaaah! you see, even if it is to clean, i will even clean too oooo! or even to open gate (he looks towards the direction of the gate) ohhh! sorry you have a gate man already, but i can still join him sef, so we become two, if one person open the left gate, the other person will open the right gate. (he smiles to himself broadly )
MANAGER
What is wrong with this man, i said there is no vacancy! the boss must not meet you here ooooo! (holding her ear in gesture for warning ).
The talking continues aside, while the camera moves to the boss was seen coming inside with the driver carrying her bag for her.
THE BOSS (CS)
What's happening over there (talking to the driver).
THE DRIVER
Madam, i no know ooo! shey make i go check?
THE BOSS
Never mind, i will do that myself (moving a little bit forward toward the scene)
THE BOSS (cont)
Manager ! Accountant !, what's going on over there?
MANAGER
(she looks towards the boss direction, then she looks back at the job seeker) i told you to leave! (grinning her teeth together ) my boss is around naw.
ACCOUNTANT
Did you see what you have cause. (hissing)
JOB SEEKER
Is that the boss, no wahala now, that mean i go get job be that ooo, let go!
He walks ahead of the two females to where the boss is standing, he was smiling broadly.
MANAGER
Good morning ma,
ACCOUNTANT
Good morning ma,
THE BOSS
Good morning, manager what's going on, who is this man?
JOB SEEKER
(cuts in sharply before the manager could talk)
Good morning ma, (he prostrate ).
THE BOSS
Hey!, stand up please !
MANAGER
He said he is seeking for job ma, and i told him there is no vacancy, but he refused to leave, abi? (asking the accountant).
ACCOUNTANT
(nods her head several times ) yes, we ask him to leave but he refused.
THE BOSS (CS)
(faces the job seeker)
Mr man, can you tell me what your problem is?
JOB SEEKER
Yes ma, you see, i have many problems but my major problem right now is unemployment. I needed a job seriously ma. (apologetically).
THE BOSS
And you think your major problem is unemployment, i think it is deafness !
JOB SEEKER
(laughing) no ma, my ears are working perfectly ma, if you whisper something to yourself i will hear, even if God call people i do hear, so if God call you ma, i will hear because i know you will not have time to listen ma (smiling broadly ).
THE BOSS
Is this man okay at all (looking angrily ).
DRIVER
Not at all ma, he is very sick. (eyeing the job seeker ).
A cleaner holding a broom and bucket pass at the same moment the driver ended his speech and greet the boss, while the job seeker looks at the driver in disgust.
CLEANER
Good morning ma,
THE BOSS
morning (she wave her hand also in gesture of reply).
As the cleaner takes three steps away, two masked man enter the compound with gun in their hands, they order everyone to go on their knees, the cleaner run to the back of the boss.
THIEF 1
Everyone on your knees !
THIEF 2
Right now!
(everyone one goes on their knees shivering vigorously )
THIEF 1
Who is the boss among you ! (in an angry tone)
JOB SEEKER (ASIDE)
(talking to himself)
Shey mi ti wa shirin bayii, and they told me to
(hope i have not find myself in the wrong place)
leave oooo!, but i didn't listen. Haaaaa! ori mi oooo ! (my head !).
THIEF 1
Quiet everyone !, i said who is the boss, or did you all want me to burst your head with this gun.
Everyone looks to the direction of the boss and pointed to her including the cleaner behind the boss
THE BOSS
( stammering ) why are you all pointing towards me, i am not the boss now, is only God that is the boss oooo! olorun ma ma je kin rogun alakoba.
(God don't let me be implicated oo!)
I am not the boss oooo!
JOB SEEKER (ASIDE)
(Speaking to himself )
Aaaaah!, so she is renouncing her position naw, she can even speak yoruba, heeeeea! oloshi lo oga yi ooooo. ( this boss is an unfortunate being)
The job seeker stand up.
JOB SEEKER (cont)
She is the boss oooo!, don't let her deceive you, she is lying ni oooo! do you know what, kill her!, or better still you should kidnap her, (he start to walk away) me am leaving niyen, i don't have time to waste i am still seeking for job.
THIEF 2
If you move any further i will burst your head !
The two thieves unmasked and it was the company secretary and security, the two echo "IT WAS A PRANK" while the accountant shout out their names.
Accountant
Secretary !, security ! aaahhhh!.
FADE OUT
FADE IN ----- two minutes later, the secretary, security and the job seeker was being drag out from the organization by two policemen.
Security & secretary
it was only prank !
JOB SEEKER
It is job i came to seek for ooooo!
FADE OUT
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Script by maderubami comfort motunrayo..
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